I Freaking Hate Being Sick

Yeah, I'm the Only One.

Let me spin you a yarn of the worst weekend ever, in which nothing good happened and I felt like I would die.

Do I have your attention?

No?

Let me tell you about when I had no choice but to be topless.

Thought that might do it.

So, when you are a mother, you are granted a certain sense of premonition. Your kids will come home with the sniffles, and you’ll…